Survive the workday. Dodge meetings. Defeat management.

Tech Survivor is a fast-paced, satirical survival game inspired by Vampire Survivors, where the enemies aren’t monsters. They’re the everyday horrors of tech life.

You'll play as an overworked tech employee trapped in an endless corporate nightmare. Waves of annoying coworkers, micromanagers, and demonic corporate directors swarm you as you fight to maintain morale, level up your skills, and survive just one more sprint to ship.

Core Gameplay

Survivor-style combat with auto-attacks and chaotic enemy swarms
Level up and build winning combos using tech-themed abilities
Morale-based health system where burnout is the real final boss
Short, repeatable runs perfect for “just one more feature”

Weapons & Abilities

You will have emails, tickets, pull requests, database queries, and TPS reports at your disposal to get your coworkers off your back.
Coffee refills and that dying plant in the corner of the cubicle will be your life force.
Gain experience to win that promotion, unlocking perks that turn burnout into faster deployment!

Enemies You’ll Recognize

“Quick chat?” coworkers
Overbearing managers
A delusional C-level suite attacking you with buzzwords
The soul-sucking shareholders

Progression

Three characters to choose from, each with different work styles
Permanent upgrades between runs
Discover absurd synergies that turn suffering into strength

At the end of the day, Tech Survivor is a humor-forward, self-aware satirical love letter (and warning) to anyone who’s worked in tech.

Can you survive long enough to ship… or will morale hit zero?